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loosecanons junk list
Washi paper made by a first-rate craftsman. You carry it around in your pocket and use it to keep your mouth clean.
022 - Apron Dress
Clothing typical for a maid. When one wears this dress, it appears at a glance that they cannot defy their master, but in fact they’re capable of controlling said master.
Smoked meat covered with chocolate chips. It was created as a non-perishable food by a chef who specialized in unusual food combinations. It’s not a combination you’d really want to make.
053 - Lilienthal’s Wings
A hang glider model left by the aviation engineer Lilienthal. It’s filled with the dreams of humans who gazed up at the sky.
011 - Gugelhupf
A cake known for being favored by Marie Antoinette. Its name is said to mean “priest’s hat”.
073 - Moon Rock
A rock brought back from the Apollo moon landing. The composition of moon rocks varies based on where they’re taken from. This rock was taken from Mare Insularum (the Sea of Islands).
015 - Viva Ice
Strawberry-flavored shaved ice. The spoon has a lotto draw on it, and if you draw a winning one, you get another one free of charge.
042 - Ultimate Masseuse Tome
A scroll with the 708 acupuncture points of the human body inscribed in it. Any person who comprehends this can become the ultimate masseur.
081 - Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.
084 - Fishing Rod Pen
A fishing rod made so that you can have fun fishing anywhere, anytime. It can shrink down to the size of a ballpoint pen, leaving you free to carry it around.
072 - Water Flute
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
034 - Super Chinchilla Upholstery
A furry seat cover that shines a violent shade of red. Its refinement is as appropriate as possible.
This milkshake is super thick and chocolatey. It comes complete with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
081 - Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.
037 - Palmerian Jewelry
A pendant with a palm tree motif. On a faraway island, these are traditionally passed down from parent to child, and from child to grandchild.
026 - Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.
087 - Absolute Tuning Fork
A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
030 - Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
098 - In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.
041 - Cherry Blossom Bouquet
A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty”.
089 - Sacred Sandstorm Horn
A horn from a mysterious living creature. It’s been cut off partway through. It's said that whoever possesses this horn will be able to sense the wind.
028 - Half Safety Boots
Half-shoes that only cover your toes. Like safety boots, though, there’s an iron plate on the front of them.
067 - Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
019 - Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
069 - Vise
A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
WANTED ITEM: Bird Sweater
This sweater is crafted to be a perfect fit for a red-tailed hawk. It has holes for the wings and isn’t too restrictive. It’s light green with large, white stripes.
017 - Eternal Friendship Bracelet
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
003 - Coconut Water
Water that collected inside of a coconut. It’s clear as water and refreshingly sweet.
082 - Japanese Tea Cup
A Japanese tea cup from the Royal Wood luxury brand. It’s said that when you use this tableware, even ordinary water feels sweet.
032 - Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.
083 - Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.
065 - Shwip-On Bracelets
Toys that normally stick straight out like a ruler, but wrap around your arm with a ‘shwip!’ when you hit your arm with them.
021 - Pure-Color Ragged Jeans
Ragged jeans that belonged to a detective whose strong sense of justice led him to bark at the sun. They’re very specifically ragged jeans. They’re frayed here and there.